Tony Bark
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32Y

Buckle up. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Knew a guy who got thrown off the toilet on a ship after a hard collision in port. Him and the poop… Seat belt would’ve helped

Moxvallix
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Lemmings need it after all those beans.

wait, hold up. this looks like an access device. i think someone maybe wouldn’t do this unless someone needed it for tremors, muscle control related disabilities, etc.

DreamButt
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Would rather take my clothes off than whatever the fuck this torture device is used for

What if you get into an accident?

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82Y

It could be to make sure your seriously drunk friend stays put.

ThǝLobotoʍi$T
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42Y

They usually puke from the mouth not from the ass

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22Y

You’ve never had bad Mexican food at 2am after a night of drinking, your body starts purging from anywhere it can

I’m just gonna need to check ya asshole

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