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I can slap people over TCP/IP
Being the first known human to fully interface with a machine also leads to the discovery of cross-platform illnesses.
You are the first human to experience the effects of a backdoor trojan firsthand.
Trojan can’t communicate with host, still a win
Doing so causes your internet service to cut out for several hours.
…and your provider slaps you with a hefty bill.
I’d still use it occasionally.
I’d still use it all the time. Losing internet for a while sucks, but letting someone you’ll never meet express their wrong opinions to equally unimportant strangers on a fake place for fake internet points without consequences???
Slap people wirelessly, and get a break from the internet to cool off? sign me up.
Is it just the service I was using at the time to perform the slap, or all internet access is closed to me? Also, is it computer based only, or could I potentially buy 20 burner phones to slap the shit out of someone? What about VPNs?
Still worth it
So you can go outside and calm down from therandom internet argument, good call