To be quite frank if I could pull a home with some serious discount with the only caveat being that it’s haunted by the ghost of a serial killer or whateverfuck i’m moving in about a second later ready to go full Home Alone on his dusty anus, I’ll put that cocksucker to rest real quick for some living arrangements
by the time the holy water dries up the bidet is already installed, I’m kicking down walls, putting my french cleat up n shit, absolutely no fucking way I’m passing on a less-impossibly-overpriced home, I’ll torture an actual angel for 10 square meters of moldy space
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To be quite frank if I could pull a home with some serious discount with the only caveat being that it’s haunted by the ghost of a serial killer or whateverfuck i’m moving in about a second later ready to go full Home Alone on his dusty anus, I’ll put that cocksucker to rest real quick for some living arrangements
by the time the holy water dries up the bidet is already installed, I’m kicking down walls, putting my french cleat up n shit, absolutely no fucking way I’m passing on a less-impossibly-overpriced home, I’ll torture an actual angel for 10 square meters of moldy space