Eve: You disgust me. I’ve never seen a less appealing penis. I think I may vomit.

Adam: Yeah! Like that. Keep going! I’m almost there!

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Well technically it’s the smallest one aswell…

80% of women would rate this penis as below average

Biggest human penis

What about elephants? Or blue whales?

Per the bible humans were created after all the other animals IIRC.

We hope Eve didn’t fall for this.

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It would make things interesting atleast.

Literally hm

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