Half of married people die alone, so being single is kinda like being post-married anyways…

Thassodar
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22Y

But I’m the Juggernaut Bitch!

I’ve tried nothing and I’m out of ideas.

It’s fine, I got all you guys. Hi friends.

DudeBoy
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22Y

:(

My old coworker and I would bullshit and be like Oh hi Mark at awkward times, to try and make the other one laugh.

Then once a guy we didn’t really know was there. And we were doing it, but didn’t realized his name was actually Mark.

Oh man that was peak LoL work shenanigans

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82Y

what a great story Mark

Anyway, how’s your sex life?

Too relatable

doomkernel
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22Y

God damn is hard

oh pls

i figure the eventuality of most people not dying alone will induce some sort of serendipity

You will realistically spend very little time dying, so don’t worry about it too much.

/c/2meirl

Achaeminus
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52Y

It’s a lot just posting this.

Don’t forget making a dating profile where I took six pictures in different corners of my house wearing the same outfit.

AzuleBlade
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42Y

Fuck, this hit a little too close to home.

Better than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.

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Not too shabby, you have 6 corners in your room

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