Time to start cranking out those 20x gravity handstand pushups

Better than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.

It’s a slice about nothing

If I remember correctly, they say that the rocks in the cavern are merely “the most delicious”. So this is really the equivalent of a kid opening the fridge and seeing that they’re out of pizza rolls and whining that there’s nothing to eat.

First they came for the vanilla, and I said nothing…

Hey I just wanna say it’s good to be back! I’ve been having 196 withdrawals.