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Lemmy 3 day no poop challenge.
How dare you call me out like this
Success is never wiping your ass. Ever.
Let it crust you’ll save years over your lifetime.
I am too grossed out to continue this conversation. You win.
I’m literally pooping right now. No wonder my life is a mess.
Life imitates cheeks
don’t use your phone while pooping it’s gross
If you crave success, stop pooping. Efficiently using every resource you put in your mouth is Alpha.
You want a woman to want you? Stop sweating. It’s that easy. Train your body to use that sweat in your balls to strengthen your seed. You’ll need it for all of the women that will now worship your dry as a boiled goose body.
Ever wonder why people make fun of you? Maybe it’s because you look like your mother. Women don’t like men that look like their moms. Get some surgery. It’s that simple.
Taint bad advice.