These things save my pasty white ass at music festivals. After getting skin cancer this year, I’d wear one with a cape to cover my whole body if I could.
Life is what you make it. Ever since people are going back into the office, the place is filled with pachyderms and smells like wild animals. You can’t tell me the hat is out of place.
I have one of the big rice paddy hats that are pointed at the top. But I’m not Asian so it looks kinda silly on me, the legitimately Chinese lady across the road wears the same thing when doing her gardening and I just feel wrong wearing it in front of her lol
You go to a day-long BBQ and the back of your neck gets completely fried, causing you the worst migraine and nausea you can think of, cause you cooked your spinal column.
At least that’s what caused me to buy one of these.
holy fucking shit. Brian’s hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. Mr Andrews made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he’d let Brian keep the hat on. Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit.
After they cut out skin cancer out of your face for the third time you buy this hat. At that point you keep a tube of sunscreen next to the toothpaste and you put it on everyday even in February
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These things save my pasty white ass at music festivals. After getting skin cancer this year, I’d wear one with a cape to cover my whole body if I could.
Life is what you make it. Ever since people are going back into the office, the place is filled with pachyderms and smells like wild animals. You can’t tell me the hat is out of place.
Idk, but I’m fighting it too. I already got the sunhat, and the neck guard is on the horizon
Give in. Come to the dark side
cries in dad
This is me too. And the fact that it works really well for when I’m outside doesn’t help…
Yard work.
I play disc golf.
Sometimes finding my disc is a safari
Summer discgolf in Florida
I love how you had to clarify disc golf… bet let’s be honest only us hippy golfers would wear the hat. Okay you’re right.
Skin cancer.
The sun hurts you if you leave your skin exposed to it while doing yard work for 2-4 hours every day after work in June/July
This!
I have one of those round straw hats myself 😅
I have one of the big rice paddy hats that are pointed at the top. But I’m not Asian so it looks kinda silly on me, the legitimately Chinese lady across the road wears the same thing when doing her gardening and I just feel wrong wearing it in front of her lol
Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT2UH74ksJ4
Ever since I got myself a big straw hat I wear that shit every time I go outside. It’s amazing.
That and a mask when mowing, my allergies are bad.
The trap is that you didn’t add a wet neckerchief which drips a wet trail down your dad cleavage like you’re a total gym stud
I’m 35 and I have one. It’s great for cutting the grass and other outside stuff. Don’t feel like getting crispy on my ears or bald spot.
You said the quiet part out loud… Take it back!
The trap is realizing that skin cancer on your neck and under your hair is a thing. :/
You go to a day-long BBQ and the back of your neck gets completely fried, causing you the worst migraine and nausea you can think of, cause you cooked your spinal column.
At least that’s what caused me to buy one of these.
holy fucking shit. Brian’s hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. Mr Andrews made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he’d let Brian keep the hat on. Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit.
I’ve never fought for anything in my life, but now I’m fighting for this hat.
💲
After they cut out skin cancer out of your face for the third time you buy this hat. At that point you keep a tube of sunscreen next to the toothpaste and you put it on everyday even in February
By the way, the taste of sunscreen is discussing.
Nice try toothpaste lobby. I’m gonna chug a tube right now.
Too much sun makes your skin kill itself. After a while you probably want it to stop doing that