I strive for the confidence of the park ranger, in this, shorts, a nice breathable polo shirt, doubled white socks and sunscreen still visible. All while being the chillest guy you know. It is not in the hat itself, but there is power in your ability to wear it.
These things save my pasty white ass at music festivals. After getting skin cancer this year, I’d wear one with a cape to cover my whole body if I could.
Life is what you make it. Ever since people are going back into the office, the place is filled with pachyderms and smells like wild animals. You can’t tell me the hat is out of place.
Life is what you make it. Ever since people are going back into the office, the place is filled with pachyderms and smells like wild animals. You can’t tell me the hat is out of place.
After they cut out skin cancer out of your face for the third time you buy this hat. At that point you keep a tube of sunscreen next to the toothpaste and you put it on everyday even in February
You go to a day-long BBQ and the back of your neck gets completely fried, causing you the worst migraine and nausea you can think of, cause you cooked your spinal column.
At least that’s what caused me to buy one of these.
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Too much sun makes your skin kill itself. After a while you probably want it to stop doing that
Yard work.
Around 40 when you value practicality over style.
I’m 39. Stop scaring me.
Just start early. You’ll be ahead of the curve. There is no one left to look “cool” for.
You were cool all along, no matter what you wore.
I’m 39 and just bought a pair of those trainers that have the individual toes. I love them and Fuck what everyone else thinks.
Anyway you’re not gonna get younger.
You’re just mad that your hat doesn’t have a cape.
Hey, get a load of old no-cape Veedem over here.
I strive for the confidence of the park ranger, in this, shorts, a nice breathable polo shirt, doubled white socks and sunscreen still visible. All while being the chillest guy you know. It is not in the hat itself, but there is power in your ability to wear it.
I believe it’s called being born white
These things save my pasty white ass at music festivals. After getting skin cancer this year, I’d wear one with a cape to cover my whole body if I could.
The trap is that you didn’t add a wet neckerchief which drips a wet trail down your dad cleavage like you’re a total gym stud
Life is what you make it. Ever since people are going back into the office, the place is filled with pachyderms and smells like wild animals. You can’t tell me the hat is out of place.
Life is what you make it. Ever since people are going back into the office, the place is filled with pachyderms and smells like wild animals. You can’t tell me the hat is out of place.
After they cut out skin cancer out of your face for the third time you buy this hat. At that point you keep a tube of sunscreen next to the toothpaste and you put it on everyday even in February
By the way, the taste of sunscreen is discussing.
Nice try toothpaste lobby. I’m gonna chug a tube right now.
Idk, but I’m fighting it too. I already got the sunhat, and the neck guard is on the horizon
This is me too. And the fact that it works really well for when I’m outside doesn’t help…
Give in. Come to the dark side
cries in dad
Trip because of a rock, land in surveyor school.
Hiking happens.
You go to a day-long BBQ and the back of your neck gets completely fried, causing you the worst migraine and nausea you can think of, cause you cooked your spinal column.
At least that’s what caused me to buy one of these.