Because steel is heavier than feathers.

So I guess caller ID was invented by someone(presumably Chuck Norris) before the telephone, interesting.

“Yeah you want me to leave it for you when I’m done?”

Seems like we could somehow try to genetically engineer their bites to not itch at least

Forklifts are heavy themselves, even the small ones weight as much or more as a sedan and way up. It is quite literally heavy machinery.