People downvoting this either didn’t read it or don’t understand that this is mocking the original image.

My curfew was garden hose

I mean come on. This is clearly not meant to be taken seriously, and the fact that it is may be a testament to OP’s editing skills or those of whoever OP got the post from.

It might be real, but if it is, it is almost certainly satire. Or it’s real and some people are actually that oblivious.