Maybe if you take some cooking lessons you could figure out what would pair well with my face and you might grow up and enjoy it. You know what’s worse than your hatred or bland potatos? Fucking onions You put any amount of onions in anything all you fucking taste is that nasty onion flavor.

I did read pal, I’m saying your a shitty cook, hence your flavorless potatoes.

I’m calling bullshit. Have fun Eating you delicious unseasoned meats. It’s how good food works complex flavors with quality ingredients. I’m sorry you are stuck with truck stop straight from a box mash potatoes. White rice is dogshit, literally the American cheese of rice enjoy your terrible taste more heavenly French fries for me.

Spam?

So you enjoy meat without salt or season? A good meal would stand on its own.