Here’s the thing though, you can’t avoid making mistakes. Absolutely no one can.
People demanding perfection are at fault, whether it’s your bosses or yourself. The correct answer is to tell them to STFU and go on with your day.
So I was thinking of a grappling hook with suction hose and/or lubricant to pull out the shit out of your ass when constipated.
Or a net in the toilet to catch your shit so it doesn’t splash and give you a so-called poseidon’s kiss.
Here’s the thing though, you can’t avoid making mistakes. Absolutely no one can.
People demanding perfection are at fault, whether it’s your bosses or yourself. The correct answer is to tell them to STFU and go on with your day.