Once I’m finished with my meal, I better get at least a 20% tip.

Every. Fucking. Night.

Do toe gaps count as holes?

I’d kill to be seduced by Garland the Destroyer.

I read somewhere this is how humans most likely learned what is good and bad to eat. Just need to see something else eating it and it’s most likely good.

Yeah I’m not even going to put my brain through this shit. I’m sure it’s good, but I was out by pane 3.

Stallman would never use Debian. That baby is loaded with Trisquel.

My account here is 4 years old. I was so excited to learn about Lemmy back then, but the user base was painfully low. I’m getting that same excitement I had back then.

Please new people, make this your permanent home and forget Reddit!