Then the government owns it after that.

Find 3-4 days you can afford to be tired and quit cold turkey. It’s worth it

Pro tip: only drink caffeine when you need it. You won’t develop a tolerance, and the positive effects will be enhanced.

Sam Hyde meets blobfish

This post is deranged and I like it

Ex-Janitor here. I lost my job because kids kept their classroom too clean. The administration decided they didn’t need as many janitors anymore and they fired me. I couldn’t find another job because my only marketable skill is janitorial work and everyone was already keeping their facilities clean. Then I got evicted and my wife divorced me. Now I’m living in a tent under a bridge getting paid a nickel to clean other homeless people’s tents. Moral of the story is, never clean up your messes. Just let the janitors do it. You could be saving their entire careers.

What’s a good breed if I want a dog that won’t have debilitating health issues?

You can get around most news paywalls by turning off JavaScript or using the “reader mode” feature in most browsers.

It’s fun until a troll posts a pic with nothing interesting in it

Correct. 90% of the time the high tech stuff is completely irrelevant as traditional methods are good enough.

It exists solely to torture Squidward. This is a screenshot from one of the worst episodes so it shouldn’t be considered canon.