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Cake day: Jul 02, 2023

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It’s because the sunlight reaches you faster at the high altitude.


“The Rite of AshkEnte, quite simply, summons and binds Death. Students of the occult will be aware that it can be performed with a simple incantation, three small bits of wood and 4cc of mouse blood, but no wizard worth his pointy hat would dream of doing anything so unimpressive; the knew in their hearts that if a spell didn’t involve big yellow candles, lots of rare incense, circles drawn on the floor eight different colors of chalk and a few cauldrons around the place then it simply wasn’t worth contemplating.”


Definitely not cooler than famously depressed musicians like The Cure, Depeche Mode, or The Smiths.


And they probably did a bunch of stuff you didn’t want them to.


That’s a pretty important part of the job! He’s great, though. He steals every scene he’s in.