How many quarters are in my belly? 🤤

This is certainly one of the posts of all time

Nope, sorry. My diet consists of lithium and car batteries and I haven’t been burned yet. Maybe science is wrong

Healthcare is expensive so this is how I get my daily dose of mood stabilizer

How else am I supposed to wash down the lithium?

Every day I’m thankful I wasn’t assigned cop at birth

He tried to draw a triangle for his math homework but ran out of ink. Poor guy :(

What if I’m being pegged in the photo. Will I still lose her?