I can’t tell whether we’re just pretending for the joke that that’s anything like what taxes do, or if we’re genuinely just nodding and going with that, and that makes me depressed
• If I stop paying taxes, they won’t remove me from the country, for starters. If I steal enough from them, they may make double-sure I remain a customer for the next several years.
• If I make little to nothing and can’t afford a subscription taxes, they pay me.
• Their free version works pretty much just like their paid version. People who pay wish they didn’t and people who don’t would kill for the opportunity.
• Not everyone gets the same experience, even among people in the same bracket. (Alabama roads)
• The government doesn’t mind if I share my citizenship, as long as I say I really like that person.
• Even if they’re not supposed to be using the service country, extra sneaky ones still pay taxes, sometimes in the hopes of being legally permitted to continue paying.
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I can’t tell whether we’re just pretending for the joke that that’s anything like what taxes do, or if we’re genuinely just nodding and going with that, and that makes me depressed
It kinda is though? I recommend people shop around and find a country that they enjoy, then they won’t mind paying taxes.
• If I stop paying taxes, they won’t remove me from the country, for starters. If I steal enough from them, they may make double-sure I remain a customer for the next several years.
• If I make little to nothing and can’t afford
a subscriptiontaxes, they pay me.• Their free version works pretty much just like their paid version. People who pay wish they didn’t and people who don’t would kill for the opportunity.
• Not everyone gets the same experience, even among people in the same bracket. (Alabama roads)
• The government doesn’t mind if I share my citizenship, as long as I say I really like that person.
• Even if they’re not supposed to be using the
servicecountry, extra sneaky ones still pay taxes, sometimes in the hopes of being legally permitted to continue paying.