Curious if anyone has the original Universal Monk comment handy.

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Hi guys. I don’t know who that guy is. So ya banned an innocent person. Proud of yourselves?!

But since you’re all so obsessed with me (Universal Monk), I wrote and recorded a song for the haters: https://youtu.be/K_r-OY6L-zI

I’ll put up on alt sites too.

Any good choices that aren’t youtube? Thanks, friends! (Even tho ya’ll drink way too much hateraide.)

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Oooo an incel with AI, haven’t seen that before

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I think there’s some saying or something… like… “Don’t feed the troll.”

I don’t think Lemmy has heard it though. Maybe ya’ll could look it up?

The fact that ya’ll see me everywhere just because you don’t like what the person’s saying says way more about you all than me. But hey, welcome to the fediverse. I don’t mind the hate. But you all should at least direct it towards me instead of innocent people! lol

Also, what about all the people who thought I was a bot? Or that I lived in Russia? Or that I was paid by Putin? Do bots record songs for Lemmy now?! Wait, did Putin pay me for this song? I hope so!

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Truth is, nobody cares who you are or who DJM is. We see your posts, we call you an asshole, most of us move on. You’re not adding to the conversation, you’re not highlighting quality views or talking points, you’re not waving a flag of free speech. What you are is transparent as fuck, unwelcome on Lemmy, and frankly just an objective lump of fear. If all the control you have in life is posting right wing slop to piss people off then you’ll never amount to anything more than a fascist bootlicker who doesn’t even like the taste of boot. Go make another hollowed out community as a love letter to you’re shriveled ego.

Universal Monk
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Truth is, nobody cares who you are or who DJM is.

Then why is there an entire thread made about it? You do realize we are in that thread, right?

We see your posts, we call you an asshole, most of us move on

Um, looking at your post history, seems like you def don’t move on. You reply to that guy a lot.

If all the control you have in life is posting right wing slop to piss people off then you’ll never amount to anything more than a fascist bootlicker who doesn’t even like the taste of boot.

I’m actually a socialist.

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Did you confuse people talking about you for people caring about you again? What a spot of joy it must have been to have the fleeting thought that somebody might care about you.

Universal Monk
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Did you confuse people talking about you for people caring about you again?

Well this is an entire thread about banning someone that you think was an alt of me. So yeah, I do think you like me. You talk about me a lot. Thanks, friend! :)

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So banal, you’ve come to troll to no surprise and we’re not even worth a little effort. You’ve lost your touch.

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But I’ve never been a troll. So I’m just doing what I’ve always done. Thanks, friend!

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