So alpha male he doesn’t even need to tell you about it, which is good because he’s the first to mention that anyone who has to tell you they are an alpha male, isn’t an alpha male.

Tell me more about this low penetration power, Nick.

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That’s okay, if someone has to tell his secret-serviceperson he’s the fucking president then he’s not a true president.

So he’s living true to his idol.

It’s so disappointing that politics has reached this peak level of cringiness in our time

Our time? Come on, look at the shit people wrote about monarchs. The lyrics to the UK national anthem were written ages ago, afaik.

Extreme ass-kissing has definitely been around for ages. However, social media gives these people a platform for effectively widespreading their bullshit. Another thing that seems like a newer phenomenon, at least in a democracy and in the current magnitude, is the complete loss of accountability. Politicians used to (be forced) to step down when they did really shameful stuff, I don’t see that happening now. Then there is the whole January 6th stuff, etc. etc.

I dont understand how he is able to speak with trumps dick in his mouth 24/7

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212Y

So, “A Porche with no brakes” is good, right?

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Those are lyrics of “Unstoppable” by Sia. Real “alpha male” music.

Porches with no brakes mfs when wall enters the stage

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202Y

He’s not wrong; Trump is a car crash waiting to happen.

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. I kept looking for the punchline, yet there was none.

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Impressive that he was able to type all that with one hand shoved down the front of his pants

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You mean in front of Trumps pants

It’s the lyrics to unstoppable but cringified

Same energy as the way North Korea worships their dear leader.

bro got to be on the best coke ever in order to say shit like this

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I think he’ll have a hard time singing that with his head so far up Trump’s ass

If he is so strong then why does he need armor?

Is this parody or real

I swear, he is a fever dream

This has to be the most fascinating account on Twitter

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