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I’m Scottish ancestry so I hope the King can’t swim
Well goodbye England I guess
What did us English do?
We were some horrible bastards back in the day.
It’s quite cool though, seeing as realistically we’re tiny and still achieved all the things we did.
I mean yeah, but excusing Scotland and Wales participation in the Empire is just historical revision.
the rare rule when anything is better than a girl :3
england can shove off
What country’s next, the Netherlands?
Just give it a few years and the Netherlands will be underwater anyway, so there’s no need to pick that over a tomboy gf
You know who you’re talking to, right? If it wasn’t for our mastery of water, we wouldn’t have about half the land we do have. We’ll be fine.
Well yeah, you have Sjoerd Groeskamp, the guy who designed a 160km dam between France and England and a 475km one between Scotland and Norway to protect everything from Norway to the Netherlands against rising sea levels. You win this time, Netherlander.
Nederland, Europe’s largest dry dock.
What has England done? Am Iissing something?
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Its England, that should clear things up
One doms me but the other might kill me when it suddenly disappears…
Tough choice 🤔
what happens if you’re english but want a tomboy gf? :(
No problem! Since you’re in the EU and part of the Schengen Area you can easily cross the border to a neighboring country to live and work before accepting the deal.
… oh, nevermind.
Nothing too bad, actually. I think you will quite enjoy the 3 milliseconds with your tomboy gf before disappearing.
The whole universe disappears into a Hawkinhole.
I wanna disappear into Hawking’s hole 😳
Soul not hole!
Definitly no more England!
No more England please. Signed, An English Person
Wow bye bye England, not even sad I never got the chance to visit. I’ll play your anthem on my anniversaries.
Notice how it says nothing about Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. So nothing of value is lost.
Rhy cywir!
Bye bye England!!!
I really want a tomboy gf, but I guess I’ll have to take one for the team.
Thanks buddy. Only one of us has to pick the right.