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Why is it not a foster castle?

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This is exactly how I’m tryna be (I live alone in my house with my dog and my $0.003M fortune)

Look at Mr big man over here with triple digits in the bank

That’s why they call me Dollar Bill. Because I have one.

MxM111
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You filthy millionaire. Even your millions are filth.

make it a VR game and you’re equipped with a laser pointer and catnip bombs.

Catmophobia VR is gonna be a viral sensation.

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You can fit so many cats in this baby

now i want my own castle.

Do you realize how much 6000 cats would cost?

Nature uhh finds a way

That’s true if you make them very horny and bar them access to condoms you’ll do fine buying 20 cats

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*and however many servants it takes to clean and stock a castle. No way she does that on her own, or she’d never stop

How much of a mess do you make as one person? It’s not a hotel or catering to anyone it’s just a home.

The cats piss and shit everywhere, even inside the suit of arms

One person? Not much. One person and many many cats? Probably a lot.

HubertManne
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One person in under 1k space is very different than one person in a friggin castel.

The dusting alone would be a full-time job.

I envy Enya.

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Whenever I think of Enya I think of this scene from LA Story - https://youtu.be/fHnZcx9k4Yg

People make fun of Enya’s music but it’s really well produced and exactly what she likes to make. What a great life, making art you love, really well, never touring, and living with your cats in a castle

Never heard someone make fun of her, i wouldn t even know why, her music is fire!

Can you really be happy living alone in a castle knowing people out there can’t afford to pay rent?

Get over yourself man, just let people be happy. It’s okay to have nice things, you don’t have to feel guilty about it unless you did something wrong to get it.

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Well some would argue that accumulating this much wealth is the wrongdoing in this story.

With her wealth she easily belongs to the top 0.1 % wealthiest people in the us. I think this amount of wealth surpassed the “It’s okay to have nice things” phase and quickly got to the “You should take some responsibility with your inexplicable wealth!”

I hate to say it, but yes.

Right, that place could probably host a double digit number of families.

I definitely could, and you know damn well the people who can’t afford rent would do the same if they could

Swap the castle for a desert commune and the money for orchards and you got a deal.

Why would you want to live in a desert?

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I suppose it’s just where I currently live and I love it here. Shout out to Albuquerque lemmings!

Edit: Besides lots of sun for the orchard!

Tb0n3
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Desert implies no water. How are you watering the orchard?

Haha this is cute. It rain in the desert yesterday. 😜

Zyansheep
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Probably pumped from ground sources…

May it be

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