TIL I have little bugs on my skin :(

Here’s what Chatgpt/google bard have to say:

The answer is: not necessarily. Most of the bacteria on our skin are adapted to living in wet environments, so they will not suffocate. However, some bacteria may be washed away or killed by the chlorine in the pool.

Why are we relying on language models to answer questions. These things don’t really “know” anything right?

No one knows anything get over yourself buddy - it gave a correct answer way more polite than I ever could so who’s gonna complain

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People are downvoting because of the first line.

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Yeah, I’m aware. There were like 10 comments with no replies, so I thought it’d be fun to see what the Chatbot would say. I didn’t take its answer too seriously, but I knew people might be sensitive to the answer. It would have been unfair of me to not say that it was though. Now people can at least decide whether or not to discard the information by providing a “source”.

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Rabbits

As another user pointed out, most bacteria and other microscopic forms of life don’t really “breath” in the way we think of it. Often they just absorb oxygen from their surrounding environments.

They can be washed away, killed by chlorine (pools), or killed by salt imbalance (ocean). However it’s really hard (read near impossible) to kill them all, and even if you did they exist in our environments naturally and from other humans as well as on things we’ve touched recently. So they repopulate quickly.

There are some arguments that Sodium Laurel Sulfate kills “good” bacteria on our skin.

I never realised how much I really want to know the answer to this question.

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I’m a Demodex folliculorum and I’m currently dating a Demodex brevis so I’m somewhat of an expert. Our host is pretty gross and rarely showers which has made the real estate in this area really expensive. We’ve been trying to move to another host but the opportunity hasn’t come up yet. Anyway, to answer your question, we have scuba gear.

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Thanks for the insight, Greg.

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I think this is the dude who stole our lawnmower!!

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I did steal a lawnmower from a fellow lemming, and they were from @lemmy.world, but I think it was a different @UndulyUnruly

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That smell. I recognise that smell. It’s the smell of pants on fire.

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It’s so good to have diverse voices to hear from.

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I wish Lemmy would grow to the point when these Reddit moments of "I’m a dermatologist, and actually…” happen as usual as they happen on Reddit.

You will still find these on Quora. They don’t even need to say what they are, their subtitle will just say it all

Except they usually won’t answer your question, they’ll just call you dumb and move on

Hey at least we’re at the point where people are asking the questions! Literally three days ago nobody needed to summon a dermatologist.

I like your attitude!

Literally three days ago nobody needed to summon a dermatologist.

As a nerd with regular cycles of bad skin from dermatitis since my teen years I doubt nobody in a community of nerds needed to summon a dermatologist, but we may soon hit the sweet spot of being big enough to have specific expertise in comments without people lying for clout or karma farming!

Now hear me out:

What if you jumped through a tall fire, naked, a few times? Nothing so fast as to actually burn you, but enough to make you hairless.

I’m fairly certain that would kill quite a bit of the microbiome.

Bugs etc don’t have lungs like we do. If they are very small they just absorb oxygen through their bodies and if bigger have lots of holes in their bodies called spiracles.

Many insects can also breathe underwater (at least for a short period of time) and look silver underwater due to the air trapped around them.

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