The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.
And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn’t have to “die for their sins”, so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.
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Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
and Knuckles
Jesus died for our bloopers.
a warrior on earth becomes a hero on mars
That one looks like it’s part of the cover and caught me off guard
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You magnificent bastard!
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I keep laughing at bloopers. This is top tier!
I’m interested in the alternate endings.
The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.
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Probably,
Supply Side Jesus and
Buff Jesus
Okay… supply side Jesus had me dying (for his sins) lol definitely gonna look up that book by Al Franken.
People wait for him to be resurrected, but nothing happens. He dies for real.
And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn’t have to “die for their sins”, so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.
Jesus weeps.
I’d love to relive the laughs!
2 Alternate endings 🤣
If you die on the cross you die in real life
I cackled. Thanks for this.