You magnificent bastard!

I’d love to relive the laughs!

Stop it Pontius, your nails are tickling me!

TheFlopster
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I’m interested in the alternate endings.

Early access to Resi 6

Neato
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Okay… supply side Jesus had me dying (for his sins) lol definitely gonna look up that book by Al Franken.

People wait for him to be resurrected, but nothing happens. He dies for real.

And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn’t have to “die for their sins”, so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.

The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.

It’s okay, if any religious folks were angry you could just remind them that they should forgive you. Checkmate, religionists.

TWeaK
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The Passion of Chris.

Passion of the Assion of the Chris

LOADED with ADULT CONTENT

a warrior on earth becomes a hero on mars

pancakes
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That one looks like it’s part of the cover and caught me off guard

Early Access to Resi 6

Jesus died for our bloopers.

Hey guys, remember, no spoilers

I keep laughing at bloopers. This is top tier!

I cackled. Thanks for this.

rockerface
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Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

and Knuckles

Javish
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Beware of spoilers online.

If you die on the cross you die in real life

2 Alternate endings 🤣

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