I can and I won’t

When I found the video playback speed controller extension for my browser, it vastly increased the amount of video I could consume.

There is a downside to it though, once you reach the point where you are watching video at 3x speed, you have to remind yourself to take frequent breaks.

Otherwise, your brain clock will synchronize with the 3x speed and after a few hours of being exposed to that the rest of existence will feel unbearably slow for quite a long time.

Ask me how I know this.

I’ll be glad to explain to you in detail the sensation of lifting my arm to close a video and feeling like it took a solid minute for my hand to move from my arm rest to the mouth to click the button.

How it felt to drive home from work once I had synced up and doing 65 mph on the freeway and feeling like I barely had the vehicle in idle.

That shit is great for absorbing a lot of information but actual fucking body horror to experience outside of that narrow use case

Holy shit. This is the most ick fucking cringe reply you could come up with.

This is the reply equivalent of people saying that climate change isn’t real and global warming isn’t happening because it gets cold in winter.

The one thing that is super handy for me about ADHD is that I tend to fall into fits of hyper focus, and I like learning, so contrary to what many people have said, ADHD makes me potentially a better student.

I don’t have another me without ADHD to cross compare it with but the fact that I can easily sit down and read a 400 page textbook from cover to cover in a couple of hours and retain the majority of what I’ve read has been incredibly helpful.

With the Reddit and Twitter drama my secret suspicion was that our billionaire overlords decided we had too much collective power and that they had to fragment us.

Our response to their fragmenting was to fragment into tiny spaces and then communicate with one another.

And now that fragmentation is not enough so we must fragment more until our billionaire overlords are satisfied that each of our tiny collectives have no ability to communicate with one another or organize to prevent them from doing any evil thing that they want to do.

Congratulations we’ve all been played. Good game, see you on the next go round.

Yeah like cheeseburgers.

Cheese? Perfectly fine

Burgers? Perfectly fine

Cheese plus burger? Straight to hell.

Thou shalt not boil a calf in its mother’s milk.

And if you put bacon on top of it, cook it yourself on a Friday night while wearing cotton underwear and polyester shorts, you can easily commit four sins before dinner

You could have a divorce before Jesus died for your sins too. It’s just you’re no longer going to go to hell for it.

But in one of the books I want to say Paul maybe Ephesians talks about this specific issue and he says that by that measure shouldn’t we sin all the more so that Grace can abound all the more, and of course the answer is no.

I don’t remember the area but there is a line in the Bible that says I will cutteth off the member of him that pisseth against the wall.

I mean, so, you can go to the bathroom but God’s going to take your penis if you do.