For some reason it makes me think of mimes…

I reject

When you attain something you desire but it doesn’t actually help.

The fact that “heterosexuality” is on there drives this beyond parody. I doubt Garrison sees the irony.

Yeah, you can’t go to a salmon for sturgery.

Beware heathens! Soup is the devil’s mouthwash! And the more you consume it, the more it will consume you!

Or accusations of furridom.

Baste

Hmm, I dunno. That sounds exactly like what a squid person would say.

No. Bad.

We are all beans on this blessed day

Idk, in relevant situations I have no problem calling myself cis. Just because a very small number of people are broadly hostile towards cis people doesn’t make the word a slur. Cissy perhaps, but I still say meh to that because I just can’t be bothered to be offended by it.

It always grosses me out when someone calls a woman ‘mommy’ in a sexual way and it’s been pretty common lately. It’s no less creepy than women calling men ‘daddy’.

I’ve always believed that if time travel is real it’ll generally take more than what people think to change the future in any significant way. Like if you were to use the visual of many branches on a tree or a river you’d likely see branches reconnect or run closely parallel fairly often.

Still looking for that island of gender stability amidst all the high-numbered genders.