Ah merci pour le lien!

Lemmy nemesis Lemesis

FTFY

A heccin’ G O O D G I R L E, obviously.

Yeah it’s censored :/

Credit to /u/obviousplant who is a weird genius

Consider this

Goddammit.

Beautiful 🥲

Welp that’ll be repeating in my head for the next week so thanks for that

Back left pocket, with my wallet in my back right and its chain attached to my belt loop above my front right pocket. Front right pocket contains a chapstick. Front left is nearly always empty because lady pants front pockets are practically useless.

If you’re really lucky, you can fit a chapstick!

This is why I always tuck my phone under my left bra strap when I use the bathroom.

Are you from the South? Just curious because I’m from NJ and have never seen someone drink directly from a 2L.

Goddammit I feel seen

THANKS THAT’S SO MUCH BETTER

Welp my vagina just broke out in hives, so thanks for that.

Drac wearin’ heelies

Ha I was 29 in 2010… still would’ve loved digging into one of those though!

Meowdy purrdner!