I’ve got admin control. And now you print what I told you.

I’ve got admin control. And now you print what I told you.

I’ve got admin control. And now you print what I told you.

I’ve got admin control. And now you print what I told you.

I’ve got admin control. And now you print what I told you.

I’ve got admin control. And now you print what I told you.

Good job.

They were dirty so I left them at home because I was in a hurry.

Im also waiting for hydrogen to take off!

Took it off imgur, that’s how it showed up.

I’ve stopped watching news because there’s nothing I can do about them.

It either grows and becomes that as well among other things or it dies because 10k users are too few I’d guess.

Thanks, fellow lemming!

Unlike Zuck who doesn’t require sleep.

Whadda buncha boobs.

It’s a matter of time until enough people like you gather and make something more along the lines of what you’re picturing. And I’ll subscribe to that sublemmy too and just lurk. More jokes for me, I don’t care who made them or what the format is as long as they’re fun.

But I think this sublemmy has become our HQ and it will contain a lot of stuff of all makes, sites and qualities.

Yeah, I don’t think anyone is funny enough (or free enough in their lives) to produce enough original memes to keep us all engaged for long. For what it’s worth, I’ll stop sharing off site non original memes (which I select for liking) when there’s enough people to populate and have the capability to produce enough original and quality memes. Maybe 50k or 100k. For now we’re eating McDonald’s because nobody here can cook enough for everyone.

As long as people like stuff posted from other places even if it’s not pure meme form, I think it’s good enough for now.

If you tried to make an only pure and original memes on here for now, and would police it as such, I bet you’d get less than 5/day which would render it virtually dead.

In time, there will be better and/original memes but the newcomers have to have something to sink their teeth into.

Stuff like this happens:

I’ll try posting less text-heavy images, ok?

Been spammed with “Screenshots aren’t memes” on multiple posts.

Thanks, glad to be here! I’ll try to post less wordy things as it seems to upset some people.

Nah. 525 people enjoyed the post. If we were all as selective with our posts as you are, we’d have about 10k posts on this platform so far. If you have such high standards that exceed ours, the plebs, you could post the things you deem worthy. You know, actually have a positive contribution.

Don’t worry, people don’t upvote what they don’t like, and if it’s truly that terrible, those posts never gain traction.

If everyone would just post what they liked, we’d have lots of content and it would be voted on by the people based on whether it’s funny or not. If people get bored by the “text only” or “bean only” formats, they’ll just not upvote.

<3 i didn’t used to post almost at all on any other social media. I do try to bring stuff I found funny from other sites to keep ourselves going. Kind of bringing whatever good firewood I can get my hands on and throwing it on the Lemmy fire to keep us nice and toasty.

We’re 10k users. There’s not that much content on here. I didn’t post almost ever on reddit, but considering we need content, I steal images I find funny off imgur and post them here in an attempt to add content to the network.

If we fragment our ‘funny posts’ in tens of subreddits from dozens of instances most users aren’t subscribed to or don’t often browse, we’ll have a lot less to keep ourselves entertained.

Instead of trying to gatekeep when we hardly have enough users, why don’t you post things you do find appropriate for this subreddit and just scroll past or downvote what upsets you and move on? There’s no place or need for this sort of elitism and offering nothing better in return right now.

We’re 10k users. There’s not that much content on here. I didn’t post almost ever on reddit, but considering we need content, I steal images I find funny off imgur and post them here in an attempt to add content to the network.

If we fragment our ‘funny posts’ in tens of subreddits from dozens of instances most users aren’t subscribed to or don’t often browse, we’ll have a lot less to keep ourselves entertained.

Instead of trying to gatekeep when we hardly have enough users, why don’t you post things you do find appropriate for this subreddit and just scroll past or downvote what upsets you and move on? There’s no place or need for this sort of elitism and offering nothing better in return right now.

We’re 10k users. There’s not that much content on here. I didn’t post almost ever on reddit, but considering we need content, I steal images I find funny off imgur and post them here in an attempt to add content to the network.

If we fragment our ‘funny posts’ in tens of subreddits from dozens of instances most users aren’t subscribed to or don’t often browse, we’ll have a lot less to keep ourselves entertained.

Instead of trying to gatekeep when we hardly have enough users, why don’t you post things you do find appropriate for this subreddit and just scroll past or downvote what upsets you and move on? There’s no place or need for this sort of elitism and offering nothing better in return right now.

We’re 10k users. There’s not that much content on here. I didn’t post almost ever on reddit, but considering we need content, I steal images I find funny off imgur and post them here in an attempt to add content to the network.

If we fragment our ‘funny posts’ in tens of subreddits from dozens of instances most users aren’t subscribed to or don’t often browse, we’ll have a lot less to keep ourselves entertained.

Instead of trying to gatekeep when we hardly have enough users, why don’t you post things you do find appropriate for this subreddit and just scroll past or downvote what upsets you and move on? There’s no place or need for this sort of elitism and offering nothing better in return right now.

We’re 10k users. There’s not that much content on here. I didn’t post almost ever on reddit, but considering we need content, I steal images I find funny off imgur and post them here in an attempt to add content to the network.

If we fragment our ‘funny posts’ in tens of subreddits from dozens of instances most users aren’t subscribed to or don’t often browse, we’ll have a lot less to keep ourselves entertained.

Instead of trying to gatekeep when we hardly have enough users, why don’t you post things you do find appropriate for this subreddit and just scroll past or downvote what upsets you and move on? There’s no place or need for this sort of elitism and offering nothing better in return right now.

We’re 10k users. There’s not that much content on here. I didn’t post almost ever on reddit, but considering we need content, I steal images I find funny off imgur and post them here in an attempt to add content to the network.

If we fragment our ‘funny posts’ in tens of subreddits from dozens of instances most users aren’t subscribed to or don’t often browse, we’ll have a lot less to keep ourselves entertained.

Instead of trying to gatekeep when we hardly have enough users, why don’t you post things you do find appropriate for this subreddit and just scroll past or downvote what upsets you and move on? There’s no place or need for this sort of elitism and offering nothing better in return right now.

Amen to that!

You know it, bröther.

The sex robots will be crazy expensive for a while there. Only the rich will afford them.

Volkswapeepees

They very likely taste like chicken. Chicken are very closely related to dinosaurs and so are crocodiles. Crocodile/alligator meat also allegedly tastes very similarly to chicken.

What if Satan is Krampus and he’s just toning it down for the holidays so he can also be part of it?

Im just like that. Had to get to wake up at 6 am to get to uni. Couldn’t even eat until 11 without getting extreme bowel cramps that would get me “throne bound”.

I can’t focus well before 10-11 am whether I am working or not. It’s like you woke a regular person up at 2-4 and told them to get dressed, eat something and go to work.

I did it though. Consistently for months in a row for uni or work. Constantly reacting weird to stuff because smh my feelings were always imbalanced, constantly feeling hazy. Every time, without fail, when the summer break came, as soon as I didn’t have to force my body awake at 6, it would default to going to bed at 4 am and waking up at 12-13. I’d suddenly have infinite patience, stable emotions, focus like a machine! I was genuinely another person.

Fast forward to now where I can distribute my workload however I please and suddenly I not only work faster and more accurate, but more hours. Had I stayed at a “get up at 6” job, I’d have been called a lazy absent-minded uninvolved guy my whole life. Now I am easily top 5 most reliable in my office and people appreciate it.