I get by with simply not posting any PII. I don’t even post pictures from the inside of my apartment, for fear that someone will say “I recognize that floor plan, and that dent in the wall! You live at 2112 North Zimmerly, apartment 626, zip code 67202!” In fact, I obfuscate my identity as much as reasonably possible by only ever telling approximate truths about personal experiences, and outright lies about specifics.

My name is Pete, I was born May 15th 1995, I’ve lived in Wichita Kansas my entire life, where I’ve worked 3 minimum wage jobs, the latest of which I’ve been at for over 10 years. I have a dog named Charlie and a cat named Scooter. Exactly one statement in this paragraph is true.

That’s not even laziness, that genuinely takes more effort and costs more than just buying more clothes

Only thing I don’t wear two days in a row is anything that touches my balls

We really do live in entirely separate worlds. Not disrespecting you in the slightest, but the idea of spending the better part of an entire day worth of wages just to pay someone else to do an hour of work is alien to me