This sounds like just the sort of sign a business with a collection of trained and domesticated seagulls would post.
“Why does this hot dog have a bunch of seagull-beak-sized bite marks in it?”
“Bite marks? No, those are… steam holes, because all our food is so fresh that there’s still steam coming out of it”
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This sounds like just the sort of sign a business with a collection of trained and domesticated seagulls would post.
“Why does this hot dog have a bunch of seagull-beak-sized bite marks in it?”
“Bite marks? No, those are… steam holes, because all our food is so fresh that there’s still steam coming out of it”