But on the other note, if J.K. Rand and her book ‘Wizard Shrugged’ taught me anything, there should be a competitive market among house elves to lick one’s asshole clean. My little guy called Wippey does that. Sometimes he mumbles something about creating a union but I get too high from this anal stimulation I cum in his shit-filled mouth and close his nose with my fingers until he swallows it. He likes that. At least, I haven’t heard him wanting to lose this job. Trully, the best time for a worker to live in.
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BORN TO SHIT @ FORCED TO WIPE
But on the other note, if J.K. Rand and her book ‘Wizard Shrugged’ taught me anything, there should be a competitive market among house elves to lick one’s asshole clean. My little guy called Wippey does that. Sometimes he mumbles something about creating a union but I get too high from this anal stimulation I cum in his shit-filled mouth and close his nose with my fingers until he swallows it. He likes that. At least, I haven’t heard him wanting to lose this job. Trully, the best time for a worker to live in.
Obligatory get a bidet.
Edit: i meant a handheld bidet like this ffs
Do you want water squirting out of the toilet? No thanks, not my thing.
Not that kind of bidet lol I fucking hate those things as well.
Great yes I definitely want water squirting on to my face via my arse
I’m sorry, what? What is it that you think bidets actually do?
Did you see the link? Looks like I could be washing dishes at Chili’s with that thing
Great for enemas 👍♥️👍.
This is a problem i have not on the bathroom but while jerking off.
Rage comic is best comic.
It really were simpler times… At least memewise.
We need the rage comics with all the panels and the wineglass guy.
here some comment.
I miss the cereal guy. And 2010. And being able to eat cereal full of gluten :(