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i can’t tell if that post is irony poisoned or they genuinely talk like that
lean
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Grimace piss
I hate it when my pee smeal
I like pissing in a toilet right after it’s been cleaned with some blue stuff so I can turn it green. It’s like I’m doing chemistry, but with my penis.
Wait, your not meant to do chemistry with your penis?
THE PEE BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
You have a debilitating condition called SRF, or schrodinger’s renal failure. Treatment is using any other toilet but that one. $28,000.
If symptoms persist, I may accept payment of an old cigarette butt to send OOP to an actual doctor