I like watching speed chess matches just to see them slap the fuck outta those clocks.

Me:

So I’ve been stuck in Goblin mode my entire life?!

My nail clippers. I’m always losing them.

Or my TV remote. I’ll lose it because my night stand is black and the remote is black and it could just be sitting there next to me and I can’t see it.

Notes on the alarms to remind me what the alarm was for is number 2.

It’s 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️!

I was expecting it to be me.

Don’t forget to send the dude a message telling him that he’s banned.

Alarms on my phone to snap me out of hyperfixating on things to the point where time becomes meaningless.

I first heard about them because they banned me and I got spammed by their dumbass system with every single community on the instance duplicating the ban via a bot. Never even interacted with them or saw a user or community prior. Seems like it’s just some over-controlling instance operator just keeping everyone they don’t like out of their instance that nobody would have ever known about had they not spammed mass bans.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uLlv_aZjHXc

Anything that gives me an adrenaline rush. Which usually only happens against real human players, but the first time through a good difficult game like a souls like works too.

I can’t help but see their shit and think the oldest Hexbear user is no more than 15.

Was this some dumbass saying dogs and cats can be fine with a vegan diet? Because that is 100% Grade A bullshit and the admin’s actions were justified.

when it comes to food spoilage and stuff i’ve just learned to only go shopping for the things i need that day. i’ll go shopping more often but it’s a little bit easier since i live right across the street from a grocery store.

30-60 minutes isn’t that long to me anymore. I’m usually impatiently waiting months or weeks at a time now. Currently waiting for Shadow of the Erdtree to drop in 8 days. All I can do for these lengths is imagine that WaitMate is real.

As a kid, my method of passing time when I was told to wait a half hour or an hour was to just play back shows, with commercials, in my imagination because I knew they were 30-60 minutes long. Shit worked, too!

They can prescribe you medicine better. It is also necessary for disability (which autism and ADHD qualify as) to actually have a diagnosis.

Same to you, bro. 🫂

This is the first time I’ve seen someone else describe exactly how I have been feeling every single day for the last few years. Like, to a T.

My ADHD is the kind where I hyper focus on things I like, and I like video games so the problem isn’t that I don’t finish games; it’s that I finish too many of them too quickly and forget the real world around me in doing so. And also that I then have nothing to do once I’ve finished all my games. :(

Games I don’t finish are games that I also just don’t like; so I never feel bad about it.

I got diagnosed because I started recognizing certain problems I had and how they were negatively impacting my life and wanted to know what was going on.

I did not expect the diagnosis I was given (BPD, ADHD and a referral to see a specialist to test for autism) because I don’t recall ever having any of the issues affecting me I now have when I was a kid. I had no anxiety. I had no problems with selective mutism. Didn’t have a problem staying on task, etc. I did have some issues regulating my emotions but that more indicates I’ve always had BPD than ADHD.

Mine was all about not doing homework but my grades only dropped 1 level because of it and I was an otherwise straight A student (except in math; I got Ds in math). I wasn’t even in school anymore when I was diagnosed on just a routine checkup where I was looking to get a referral for a therapist. Didn’t think it was ADHD because it only became problematic years after high school. And I didn’t even know about Borderline Personality Disorder at all until they said I had that too.

I’m glad to have a dish washer again after years of living with a broken one. EZPZ to just put the dirty dishes in and turn it on when full.

I usually touch my genitals to spice things up.

Only empty containers or papers; never food.

Just turn the music up louder and eventually they’ll leave.

I live like 6 hours from LA but I always think it’s 16 because of some stupid song lyrics. If I ever have to go there, Imma be way early.

Having bounced around using a lot of different apps while on the same instance that, afaik, hasn’t defedersted from anything: I think it has more to do with how the apps work. I can refresh Jerboa, Raccoon and Connect all at the same time on 3 different devices, sorting the same way and in the same space (all), and get entirely different results from each one or go into the same post and see less comments in one app than I do in another.

The only two sports that were lame for me because of the lack of stimulation were baseball and soccer. I liked basketball and hockey and tennis and racquetball. There were others I would have played had there been programs for, too. Like bowling and billiards (though these are questionable as “sports”).

This is just for playing of course. I can’t stand watching sports, even the ones I like playing. It just makes me antsy and wanna play! I’ve always kinda gravitated towards games, though. Sports are games, and my ADHD brain latches onto the game part and can ignore all the other parts that are boring or don’t interest me.

Sail by AWOLNATION

I’m just waiting to die.

Juggernaut has to remain perfectly still or else he just never stops.

So like being an X-Man without Professor Xavier’s School for the Gifted? 🤔

Having laser focus but at unpredictable times still seems more of a super power than Rogue’s ability to kill anything she touches.

I can’t be convinced that the main character of Lucky Wander Boy isn’t autistic, considering the obsessions he has and the ritual he performs at one point.

Great, but very weird book about a writer who likes retro video games trying to find an arcade machine of his youth that may even have mystical powers.

I try to do mine as soon as I get all my W2s and/or 1099’s. Partly so I don’t forget but mostly because it’s my money and I want it now. Though I need a reminder for the State. I just did my federal but I can’t even start my State side taxes yet as the State currently isn’t accepting them yet.

Resistance is futile.

I have to pay to use a washer and dryer so I’m doing everything all at once just to save money.

Check behind your ears. If not there, check elsewhere.

I once ran a stop because I had 3 people trying to talk to me while I was driving around an area I was unfamiliar with. And then I spent the rest of the drive being yelled at by those 3 people for running the stop sign.