It’s training for kids entering US schools

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute in the US passes.

I don’t know imperial, how many school shootings per mile is that?

If you travel at 65mph (high way speeds) and there’s a mass shooting in the US roughly every day, that’s about 0.00064 mass shootings per mile.

creyapnilla
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12Y

osvaldo12, is that you?

zazaserty
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132Y

Will we get past 2100 tho

You mean 2050

agentshags
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42Y

You mean tomorrow?

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22Y

No, yesterday.

agentshags
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22Y

:(

“Why, back in the old days,” the priest said, “we could just drown them by hand, but during covid we had to resort to guns. Good times.”

Ah yes, the priest v baby war of 2022

Did we tho?

Nah, the mask kind of gives it away.

For real, it’s pretty clear this is a photo from the 2035 hyperrabies pandemic.

If god wills it, this baby will survive a close range headshot

“While priests were well-known child abusers, a lesser truth, which only came to light in the last 25 years, is that there was a priestly murdering spree where parents were convinced to sacrifice their newborns for God.”

Woman sheilds self from deranged clergy. Secretly happy to not have to bother with diapers anymore

JoYo
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some of us didn’t make it out alive.

Religions of old believed that if the baby was not harmed by the bullets that it would become the new Pope.

Based.

Anything they don’t understand, they’ll just think it’s another meme.

The Baby War of 2020 touched all aspects of our lives.

We survived! But at what cost!

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