There isJacob’s ladder in the bible, a prophetic dream sequence with various interpretations.
Jacob’s ladder the decorative body piercing is probably not what this meme had in mind, nor is it something you really wanna google at work for porn reasons, but it seems more fun to climb than their idea.
Even if you were a perfectly efficient ladder climbing robot, you still would not stand a chance climbing the ladder to heaven because of a little thing called specific impulse, which you woefully lack and this other little thing called heaven, hell and god aren’t real they were invented by humans to give false hope to other humans and through that false hope control other humans and also get wrecked theists
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You have to climb a ladder to get to heaven now?
Since when?
There is Jacob’s ladder in the bible, a prophetic dream sequence with various interpretations.
Jacob’s ladder the decorative body piercing is probably not what this meme had in mind, nor is it something you really wanna google at work for porn reasons, but it seems more fun to climb than their idea.
My hands are full of penis, and I’m already in heaven.
Imagine ejaculating out of all 10 of your handpenises simultaneously
I wouldn’t say ‘full’
It’s called a brojob and it’s totally straight if your eyes are closed
You should also wear socks just in case
I let you jerk me off, and you make fun of my tiny dick. Yeah sure, that seems fair
Sorry, I thought you were into that.
It works for some women tho
This is why you take the elevator to heaven and just fucking jerk it all the way up.
crank that mf hog right up to the pearly gates
Who is gonna be below me? Nobody. Gonna wank it all the way up.
40 days and 40 nights in the desert with no food and you reckon Jesus didn’t rub one out to lift his mood, yeah, OK
that’s why you take the stairway to heaven!
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that means womans have to get lesbians to avoid penises, got it
Depending. Women jack off a hell of a lot after you roll over
I like to help my lady after I finish. 🤌
What if it’s Jesus’ penis?
That would be great. You’ll have 3 whole days to climb until he rises again.
The Lord is Come
What if you wanted to go to heaven
But god said “your hands are full of penis.”
Wait until the pedo priests head about this.
Of course not, helping priests climb to heaven is the altar boy’s job.
Well that website was fun lol.
It’s obviously satire, but still, maybe it isn’t
https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/atmospheric-masturbatory-residue-at-unsafe-levels/
I have a very very hard time believing that this is serious, but sadly I’m not fully convinced that it is not
Holy shit.
I should stop boiling my semen, they are beginning to notice
Even if you were a perfectly efficient ladder climbing robot, you still would not stand a chance climbing the ladder to heaven because of a little thing called specific impulse, which you woefully lack and this other little thing called heaven, hell and god aren’t real they were invented by humans to give false hope to other humans and through that false hope control other humans and also get wrecked theists