As a dad, I do my part and don’t give the traceurs at the playground any trouble. The lawyers are loud when somebody falls but then shrug when everyone is out of shape.
“Yes, of course, Leon. Take as much time as you need. Also, please bring Claire and feel free not to use protection. I encourage it. Actually, give me any condoms you have on you right now. They’re of no use to you.”
my office is in probably the least picturesque place in the world, adjacent to a tip and opposite a motorway. i still like to sit outside to get some air sometimes, especially as none of the windows open.
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They need to build playgrounds for adults (and ones for teenagers) rather than just for small children.
As a dad, I do my part and don’t give the traceurs at the playground any trouble. The lawyers are loud when somebody falls but then shrug when everyone is out of shape.
it’s called public outdoor gym
Actually true 😂
Well, there should be more of those!
“Yes, of course, Leon. Take as much time as you need. Also, please bring Claire and feel free not to use protection. I encourage it. Actually, give me any condoms you have on you right now. They’re of no use to you.”
That sounds suspiciously specific
Im assuming it’s a resident evil thing, but i haven’t played any of the games so i can’t confirm
my office is in probably the least picturesque place in the world, adjacent to a tip and opposite a motorway. i still like to sit outside to get some air sometimes, especially as none of the windows open.
After all, why shouldn’t we ask our bosses if we can go play?
Boss: do you mind if I cut your pay?