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They received money from the Gates Foundation so now right wing nut jobs believe all their videos are mind control propaganda.


The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs / The interior like suicide-wrist red / I can exercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed / Cheat on your man ma


Yeah we all do labour. Did you make yourself something to eat? That’s labour!




More like hivemind is real.

For example: Here in Canada, most Canadians support gun restrictions.

Registration of all firearms is supported by 85% of Canadians, while 14% are opposed. https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/rp-pr/csj-sjc/crime/rr01_1/p5.html

However, political parties that support gun restrictions tend to see declines in their polling numbers, whereas those that support removing restrictions see a boost. Why? Its because anyone saying they’ll remove restrictions instantly wins over 14% of Canadians, but saying you support current restrictions doesn’t instantly win over 85% of Canadians. The 85% that support gun restrictions aren’t single issue voters. The 14% are. They’re not the silent majority, they’re the hive mind who fall in line and act as one.

Ab InBev lost money because they upset the hivemind, not a majority of people.


I kinda what to see what kind of poem a coal minner would write.


wtf I love politics now


All platforms on the fediverse communicate using the ActivityPub protocol, but the platforms can have very different setups which makes sharing stuff complicated.

Mastadon and Lemmy are both on the fediverse but if someone on Mastadon “boosts” someone’s post (Mastadon’s version of a retweet) how does Lemmy interpret that? Lemmy doesn’t have boosts. If someone on Lemmy creates a new community for underwater basket weaving, how does Mastadon interpret that information? Mastadon doesn’t have communities (i think? I don’t use it).

So each platform can share the activities their users are doing, but between platforms those activities often don’t exist. I can only assume there are some specific kbin actions which lemmy’s programming isn’t setup to handle and vice versa.


I’m sure the ad companies love it but it’s pretty funny. Reminds me of when Animal Crossing and Doom released on the same day. There were lots of memes of Doom Guy tending to his village and Isabelle ripping and tearing demons.


I went to a car show recently and a lot of cars had their hood up. Every single one had an engine under the hood. Talk about unoriginal.


lemmit.online is an instance that is entirely made up of reddit cross-posts. It has one account, a bot, that copies every post made to any subreddits on its list so you can see the content without going to reddit.



You know what’s really gay? Proprietary software.


Not japanese, but my understanding is that japanese uses a lot of honorifics and their pronouns use them too. So you don’t just say “I” but “I, a humble servant,” or “I, an esteemed gentleman,” or “I, the owner of this establishment,”


I like the “porn comic but it was written by Tim Buckley” edit and all the porn is covered up with gigantic run on paragraphs of dialogue.


I mean you don’t have to just assume guilt. People representing themselves never do well. There’s a reason why it’s said representing yourself is taking on an idiot for a client.



They call doing heroine “chasing the dragon” for a reason and obviously that reason is slaying dragons in Skyrim!


Wizard: I cast fireball

DM: You’re in an enclosed space

Wizard: I didn’t ask where I was, I said I CAST FIREBALL


The emergency stop button was pressed before meltdown, so it was probably a bit more than “that’s weird”.




Father, I cannot click the book.


Interestingly enough, international waters work by a similar concept. A lot of people think no laws apply in international waters, but that’s not the case. Anyone sailing there picks a country whose laws they will follow.

But what happens if you don’t pick a flag and just decide you’re not going to follow any laws?? Well then you’re not protected by any laws either. Your ship can be sunk or seized by anyone and there isn’t anything you can do about it because you decided you wanted to exist outside of any laws.

Tolerance works a bit like that. If someone choses to live outside of tolerance and just do what they want to others, then they forfeit their right to be protected by tolerance.


These people have a literal Nazi flag. This isn’t a political disagreement, they want to murder people they deem “subhuman”. It is a threat against humanity. Threats need appropriate response.


America has the “American Rule” which is a basic rule of their court system that both parties must pay their own legal fees. That means if someone with a load of money sues you then you need to pay up to defend yourself or just settle out of court. Settling out of court is often the cheapest way forward. Just like all amazing things, this only exists in America.


Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.


Swift will be performing older songs she hasn’t performed in years on her new “Eras” tour. The Fed is raising rates like they haven’t done in years.


cursed art Nanashi Mumei

Is there any other kind?


You come at the King, you best not miss.



I am groot

Say what again motherfucker I dare you


That’s a nice fact you have there. It’d be a shame if someone were to ask you for the source…





Buy the dip (and also some chips)



I did the same. Forgot the formula but I explained how I would have solved the problem if I rememberd the formula. I think I got like 2/10 on the question lol


Ever had a C day? I’ve had a C day.