D is how I save money on toilet paper

Downward dog.

Both A and B are tall people problems. I hate staying at a hotel where the nozzle is at about 60in and I can only water my nipples.

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C all the way. Sit there and let the dandruff shampoo do its job. Relaxing. Not with my head in the water of course.

Why is the shower head so low? Or is this dude 7.5 feet tall?

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This is how most showers are to 6½’ tall people

ABABABABABABABABABABABABAB for 20 minutes while also trying to wash.

spin cycle initiated

I do C, but facing the other way.

Not a fan of waterboarding yourself?

E through P are the forbidden ones

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I do a handstand and put the showerhead in my ass. We are not the same.

Ever had a C day? I’ve had a C day.

C when you think about life and just ending it all

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Q is probably how the ladies do it.

We don’t do static showerheads, we have handheld showerheads over here, so… we’re all over the place 😂.

You do not want to know about E through P.

Y’all never just have a lay in the shower?

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If your shower doesn’t include every one of these positions, are you even washing yourself?

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