In my pocket?

And to think at some point in history that happened to somebody and they thought I better drink that liquid potato

Jokes on you I just downloaded those pictures and if you want them back you must give me 1 million upvotes

Yep, I pirate for the same reason my dog licks his balls… because we can

Yeah the cashier thing, I don’t think I recognise seeing the same person a few times but like the coffee shop down the road I recognise them there.

One funny encounter I had was a few years ago I had just started a new job and on the second day the boss had keys I needed the following day, we both happened to live near each other and he said to met him at a local shop’s carpark and exchange the keys, he beat me there so I had to look for him and realised I hadn’t memorise any of his features, so I’m there walking around the carpark just looking in cars for a person sitting in a car and saw a guy but he didn’t make any movement so thought it wasn’t him so kept walking then he gets out and calls out to me. I could tell he thought it was weird I had stared at him for a few seconds and then walked away…

I’m 5 too and I worked out it was different than most people what I was around 6yo when some kid in kindergarten asked me what my mum looked like and I said I didn’t know but all the other kids knew what their mum’s looked like.

40 odd years later and i still can’t picture my mother, wife, kids, friends or work colleagues in my head, I couldn’t give you a detailed description but I’ve trained myself to memorise features but it’s more like memorising how to spell a word than an image

It’s all good until you move the mouse

I remembered back in the day cruising around different chat room on mIRC and getting kicked and banned with the message Potty Mouth for saying “it’s a bit chilly” about the weather… Took me so long to work out their shit filter picked up (bit ch)illy

Same one I got caught on too, never heard of these fuckers… I was running all different tree types though my head… yelling oak, loud pines, screaming willow

Oh wow I completely forgot about these

I remembered I had a friend who couldn’t have any albums with swearing and I’d read the lyrics insert for him to check for swearing while he listed to a few tracks

This is me with League of Legends, I’m sure it’s been about 7 years since they made it so you need to press 2 buttons to queue for your next game and I still only hit 1 and sit there like a chump

Only an expert can pick it up with a fork

My strategy as cis is I just don’t give a fuck what anybody’s gender is. Can’t offend anybody if you just don’t care.

This was me with the twitch data dump few years ago… but alas my password wasn’t in there

This unlocked a core memory that only other old Aussies will get.

Would you do ecstasy? Anna Would

Not a fan of waterboarding yourself?

You gotta pay the troll toll to get in

My kids can’t do this to thankfully, all the shit like this is on the school app so we probably know what’s going on before the kids do.

Fuck yeah setting records lads, high fives all round, good work, good work!!

PussiPounce

Worst part is it’s not even cheap to die either

I concur

how do you talk like this?

Dear diarhehe

You best belive it

Can we not pm each other here? Why not just ask him directly without the public spectacle?

Thank god, I thought this was just a me problem

Easy, ask one of them " If I asked the other one if you lie what would they say"

Wait, they do? I always assumed they were digital…

Edit: well damn yeah they’re just shiny records… from Wikipedia “The surface of the disc is covered with small holes that are read by a laser.”

I’m an adult and I’m like this, no sure if it’s because I’m a lazy fuck or ADHD or something and I’m too lazy to go and find out

Yeah I remember using mIRC before Napster to trade songs with people. I may have to download it again for the nostalgia

I have a panic attack inducing fear of death but also an equal fear of living forever… I just hope I can reconcile this problem before the end otherwise I’ll die while having a panic attack and be thinking like told you so, they can really kill you

I’d rather be Load Dispatcher

Breakfast was two slices of raisin toast

Lunch was 30-40 sping rolls, legit too many to count

Dinner was some Mexican chickpea bowl thing

I think I fucked up with a few too many sping rolls??

It’s been an hour, it’s still waiting right?

Narh nothing specific just general navigation between different instances and communities and then how to filter the content so I don’t comment on a 2 year old post which was the first post in my feed which may or may not have already happened…

I’m both depending on the amount of alcohol or molly I’ve had and it’s perfect because that way I never need friends

It’s a cartridge tape. Think cassette tape inside a nes cartridge

I like to say I left in protest but honestly I got perama banned, it’s been coming for a while because I was still act like Reddit was old Reddit.

But ima just keep telling people it was in protest