Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory.
Literally sprinting through a car wash
Shower: verb
wash oneself in a shower.
Hmm
Wash: verb
clean with water and, typically, soap or detergent.
Looks like 100% actually requires washing, but we could theoretically cut down an any% run to a few seconds.
Two days later: “Oh fuck.”
Why.
Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory.