Feds say there's no money left for hurricanes after FEMA spent $640M on migrants - sh.itjust.works
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Direct quote: "We are expecting another hurricane hitting,” he added. “We do not have the funds. FEMA does not have the funds to make it through the season and what — what is imminent.”

I think they’ve been watching too much porn.

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Fellas, is it gay to have family?

Yes if the family has children that are the same gender as you and you love them; totally gay.

what if I only see them as friends?

Not gay but only if you say no homo anytime there is accidental physical contact.

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And intentional physical contact? Or is that verboten?

100% gay.

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Having friends is a sign of weakness, and therefore, gay.

Look in the general direction of the same gender?

Believe it or not, also gay.

Only if you have a son, then you’re sharing her insides with another guy

But I thought sharing a lady’s insides is still not gay as long as your balls aren’t touching?

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