Zuck has been training with world class BJJ instructors for a couple of years now. If the octagon actually happens, weight difference won’t matter, Zuck will murder Musk.
It would be a viable way to take out the competition. Accidents happens, and there’s plausible deniability if it happens in a setting designed to be physical.
I wish they’d just do this. Zuck would beat him. It wouldn’t be murder but at least there would be one photo of Musk all crumpled up, being held down by Zuck. That photo would be gold forever. Please do it, gentlemen.
Zuck does BJJ (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu). Elon Musk idk what he does, but he’s clunky.
BJJ can really block you off of doing anything and Elon Musk is not as much kilos to really get out of the BJJ moves. It’s really powerful if used well and ive got the impression after Zuck has been in BJJ competitions that he’s got some good and consistence experience.
In any case, Zuck is not as robotic as you think nor as unsocial as you think. He just doesn’t care as much as you guys might think but he’s not that bad at combat/fighting or muscles. He’s an athletic guy from my impression and Elon Musk I think is far from it. Maybe I’m wrong, prove me wrong if I am.
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How many forms of combat was Zuck programmed with?
He has many shtoilles.
This is all I can think of lmao
Nothing, Zuck’s mommy (or was it Musk’s mommy - one of their mommies anyway) told them they weren’t allowed.
Frankly I think that’s almost as fun as if the fight had happened.
Musk’s mommy was the one.
Elon told his mommy to call off the fight.
I support the idea of a cage fight between them, up to a point.
That point being as soon as we get them in the cage. Then we can weld it shut and forget them both.
Is it just me, or does Mark look like a human in this picture?
Elon looks like he’s wearing an Edgar suit. Actually, that would explain a good bit.
I’m so used to hearing him called “Zucc” that it took me a second to figure out who “Mark” was
He’s adapting
Human filter engaged
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Fuck is this real? Is the Zuck really yoked?
Zuck has been training with world class BJJ instructors for a couple of years now. If the octagon actually happens, weight difference won’t matter, Zuck will murder Musk.
Zuck also seems like a psycho with something to prove. I think he might literally murder musk.
It would be a viable way to take out the competition. Accidents happens, and there’s plausible deniability if it happens in a setting designed to be physical.
Honestly, I’m totally cool with billionaires taking each other out. Carry on douchebags.
I’ve never paid for PPV, but I would watch IRL celebrity death match.
Muskiboi probably thinks he can train for two weeks and then he’ll be Bruce Lee incarnate. Self awareness is not exactly his strong suit.
Instead of fighting, they’re gonna measure their cocks.
Yes, Elon really wants to do it.
Elon knows he would win as they’re both total dicks and he’s taller.
I should add to my dating profile that I have the body of a billionaire. I just won’t say which one.
Elun Mosk
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I wish they’d just do this. Zuck would beat him. It wouldn’t be murder but at least there would be one photo of Musk all crumpled up, being held down by Zuck. That photo would be gold forever. Please do it, gentlemen.
Two of the pastiest white men of all time (said a pasty white guy).
Did you say pastry? Musk looking hella doughy :D
Cypress Hill used to call Ice Cube “dough-boy” when they feuded in the 90s. I think, at least for me, Elon gets that name from now on.
Both need to get some sun instead of being a creep and spying on people behind there keyboard
I’ve listened to Lex Fridman’s podcast
Zuck does BJJ (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu). Elon Musk idk what he does, but he’s clunky.
BJJ can really block you off of doing anything and Elon Musk is not as much kilos to really get out of the BJJ moves. It’s really powerful if used well and ive got the impression after Zuck has been in BJJ competitions that he’s got some good and consistence experience.
In any case, Zuck is not as robotic as you think nor as unsocial as you think. He just doesn’t care as much as you guys might think but he’s not that bad at combat/fighting or muscles. He’s an athletic guy from my impression and Elon Musk I think is far from it. Maybe I’m wrong, prove me wrong if I am.