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me at 3:00am
How can you not be a water slut during summer 🥵😤
I think about this tweet every time I drink water but then the asexuality hits
10/10 post
I do that with Beer.
Ma’am, you’re in a Wendy’s drive thru
Proud water slut 😤
excuse me
I’m a clean slut for water
I may be a dirty slut, but my beard holds approx. 2l of said water for future use.
some people say she’s 60% water
!tardigrades
Is this how hydro homies started?
First there was hydrohomies and now there’s watersluts
i use a sippy cup now to avoid this problem altogether even though i’m still horny for hydration