So absolutely no one calls soda pop?

Exactly, and the cell phone that could spring open.

I was there and, while Vin looked fine in Pitch Black, no one wanted those sunglasses.

Four score and nineteen problems have I

Yet a wench cannot be counted among them

Right-handed, right pocket. I’m surprised to see so many people saying they use their off hand to hold their phone.

I’d rather have a moderated site replace Twitter at this point, even if it’s run by Meta. My first choice is for an intuitive non-Meta alternative to rise to prominence, ideally in the fediverse, but I think Mastodon had its chance and its unintuitive nature was too challenging for a critical mass of lay people. It needs to be: sign up, start posting. Instead it’s: sign up, choose your server. Huh? You’re already losing people.

All this has already been covered but it has to be simple and intuitive and that’s what Threads is offering and Mastodon isn’t.

Say it’s 3AM and you need to make chili…

Oh come on, who doesn’t remember reading the meme strips in the Sunday morning paper?

When I got older I started enjoying meme books like Spider-Man, too.

Gary Larson was my favorite memer. Ever seen The Far Side memes?

Percy Bysshe Shelley reference

This but unironically.

“Would you pass me the oar, cisgender Jim?”

I’ve been doing just that. If you’re a fan of The Office, get on over to m/DunderMifflin. Although I’ve never been a fan of the name. It’d be better if it was m/PaperGreat. Where Great Paper is our Passion.