Just drop into screensaver mode. You don’t actually have to retain what they say. They will enunciate keywords to remember. Just nod and think of samurai pizza cats or whatever.
Ive never seen your wife disappointed.
“Congratulations, you are being educated!”
Poison dart frogs aren’t actuallu poisonous, unless they are, in which case, they are poisonous
“Its with the others”
Lamb, my dude.
Get some lamb shanks braised with rosemary, mint, and onions.
Come to think of it, is lamb a popular meat in the US? Here in Aus, its about on par with pork in popularity, after beef, then chicken.
Kangaroo is available in supermarkets, but its only about 5% as popular as beef.
In Australia its the same, but only the fancy buildings are brick. Most are asbestos.
My dads town is not rich enough to have a vending machine.
It is the roaring 20s
Nah, I live across the way, at 123 Streets Rd, Cityville. Nice place.
“Mate I dont trust you”
“Its okay, I have a certificate”
“This just says ‘Trust me bro’ and has your name at the bottom.”
“If you still dont trust me, just call this guy, he will vouch for me!”
“This is your own phone number.”
Three whole syllables is a bold move for mastodon
Ope, Lemmy just scooch past ye there, tryna get some ranch
Sometimes when I leave google reviews, the business owner will respond and be like “Thanks for the 5 star review, Firstname!”
Ive been using Firstname Lastname since I was born, which was 01/01/1900.
Just drop into screensaver mode. You don’t actually have to retain what they say. They will enunciate keywords to remember. Just nod and think of samurai pizza cats or whatever.