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Cake day: Jul 03, 2023

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A little hard work and I’m sure they’ll be right back on top. Everyone knows that’s all it takes.

/s


Did you not meet your genie when you turned 15?



This is an accurate representation of my Facebook until I removed anyone who wasn’t an actual friend. I only rarely check it, anyway, so I don’t want to see a bunch of people I don’t care about spouting nonsense when I do look.


I would pan this poor choice at length, but I find that I have no skillet such things.


Ok, but there are also probably hookers in other parts.


Dude’s living in the future.


Pizza, fried chicken, and lo mein. Those are the leftovers I will consistently eat cold. Honestly, sometimes they’re better cold than hot, but it varies from place to place.




They’re using the (Greek-derived) scientific definition of “hetero” (i.e. different) vs “homo” (i.e. same). By those definitions, any cisgender + non-binary pairing would technically be heterosexual.


Sorry, that would take too long, but I’ll send a copy so they can see how utterly boring/undocumented my life is.


Thank you for expressing my sentiment in a much more articulate (and concise) manner.


People have taken the line “violence is not the answer” to the extreme. It is true that violence is rarely the answer. However, there are times when violence is the only answer, because words will literally never work.


Make America Nazi-free Again


No, no, you misunderstood the meme. It’s jokingly suggesting that the Nazis will be what makes the road bumpy, as the driver runs them over. It’s not supporting the Nazis.


certain people

You mean Nazis? Let’s not act like this is some marginalized group.


The only thing stopping them from using the rainbow is the fear that they might be mistaken for a supporter of the LGBTQ+ community. Instead, they choose to hate the rainbow.


Get new, freeleech torrents. They don’t count against your download, but you still get credit for any upload.


Almost always. I never really got the hang of tapping – I don’t write all that often on my phone, so I don’t have the accuracy down. Swyping lets me use my general knowledge of the keyboard to make up for my poor accuracy.


This feels more like a Sudden Clarity Clarence meme. But Philosoraptor works. I just like that I’m seeing old memes again.


Seriously. I’m fat now, but I used to be fit, and I was so much more comfortable back then.



Yeah, my first thought is always “Oh shit, what did I say?” I definitely don’t reply to everyone, though.


My wife does this, too! There will be no context, she just “continues the conversation” as if I’m supposed to have any idea what she’s talking about.


My wife… I ask “what?” and she repeats either just the subject, or the sentence without the subject – never the full sentence.

“We still need to pack for our trip.”

“What?”

“Our trip!”

What about it?


I haven’t even downloaded Facebook or Instagram. I trust that company less than nearly any other major American tech company.