am i secretly dumb? nah, my dumbness is open to the world

two attempts at spelling lingerie, both failed.

yup. I loved my boys. THey were great little fellas. I’d never get rats again, not because i don’t like ratties, but they just don’t live long enough. you’ll be lucky to get 3 years with them :(

NO, in fact everyone but you!

Sometimes i wake up from naps and think it’s been my nighttime sleep, only to find out i was only out for like 30 minutes, and it’s still the same day.

56K was my intro to the internet. Not as ancient, but pretty close. Now I have gigabit, so instead of waiting for a week, only donwloading at night, now I can get a movie in minutes. What a world to live in.

it was worse when you wanted a movie. You’d wait a week, only to find out it was german scat porn.

A dumbo rat, the best kind of rat.

Source: had companion rats.

oh my. Won’t somebody think of the children!

I remember spending a week downloading an awesome film. Only to find out at the end of was scat porn

cat with me

grumpy cat died :(

men only wnat one thing. RC Cars!

yup. Uninjected the marijuanas and I came back to life!

20 for me, but yeah. Kids these days.Get off my lawn!

I injected marijuanas once. I died instantly

buy him out, boys.

I use it every day.

opossums are awesome. I love them.

who dat?

Imagine what the fediverse will be like when 90 year old daisy gets on it.

This is why i pay for spotify, because it’s so much easier than downloading and hosting music. The music industry got it right. Sign up with any music service and you’ll get likely the same or very similar music libraries. But with TV and movies, there’s all this fucking exclusive shit. They can eat shit if they think I’m gonna pay more for streaming than fucking cable/pay TV. Fuck that shit.

*schlop*

haha same. Really got me going.