Wrong. There are eight quarters in $2.

That’s what we want, though? This isn’t about boycotting them, it’s about being burned out on waiting and seeing re-releases on new platforms.

This is so incredibly stupid… People who leak national secrets because they can’t be trusted to check their URL’s and/or email addresses shouldn’t be allowed to use those same communication methods.

I do not speak German… But vielen dank.

Liftoff is a better app experience than I ever had using any options for Reddit. It’s fanatastic. It’s far, far better than a browser experience as well.

Oof, he’s only on Instagram and Twitter… I guess I won’t check him out.

(I’m interested in the comic, not a modern day radio show.)

You can, and should. That’s emphatically not a mouse.

Jesus Christ, Lemmy…

Well, you can and should. That’s not a mouse. Jesus Christ, Lemmy…

That’s a rat, dumbass.

Nope.

Like, I appreciate your energy, but no…

Go run for office yourself, or find someone else who has money and charisma. This is the only hope.

Do you not know how often dumb people reproduce?

Go watch Idiocracy. It’s not inaccurate.

Meat-spin, you say? Well… This requires some study. Perhaps we, as mere peasents, could spin some meat some day as well?!

Apple users really are the dumbest… I’m saying this generally, of course. The well-funded, basic bitches of the world use apple silicon… That doesn’t mean you all do, though!

This said, only the saddest use Linux. I’ve used it… I like it… Sigh.

That moment you realize eating too many beans can lead to three-day (or longer) constipation.

Don’t you do it.

“hyah hyah hyah. Molly my dear, come look at the poors with me! What a riot, look at how hot they are!”

If Gilligan’s island were real, they’d have eaten Thurston Howell first. Just sayin’.

I use my back pocket as a dude, but it’s getting annoying how small those back pockets are compared to the big phones being sold.

I think we should all band together and demand bigger pockets. Come on, Lemmy, I believe in us!

I’ve only got Hi-C.

You were expecting Facebook, but google plus was always a creature more resembling Reddit and Lemmy. It was an aggregator, and source of discussion.

Touche…

Pour one out for project Ara, everyone… And the hundreds of other companies that had a bright future before Google bought and destroyed them.

I still miss Google plus so much… It had the most intelligent groups of people I’ve ever experienced on social media both then, and now.

In the case of family message chains, it’s impossible to convince them of this. They can’t be bothered to find a solution that works for everyone. My immediate family is mostly iOS, so me and my partner just have to deal with this bullshit every time a message goes out.

I’ve explained the problem, but they don’t want to install a second app.

Apple has openly admitted to this being a marketing tactic. They are creating tensions between family and friend in a bold and clear attempt to sell more product.

I have the opposite problem… I have family members and friends try to send me pictures and videos from their iPhone’s over SMS ALL the time.

They are, like, 40 pixels wide and in the case of video they are literally unwatchable and unidentifiable.

They usually then act put out and irritated with me and the other android users when we need to ask for a link instead. IPhone users can sometimes be such complete idiots… I love these people, but Jesus Christ, guys…

Real talk: I’ve been far more addicted to books than weed in my life. I live in a state where weed is legal.

We (in the US) had a president that questioned this on live television. So brave.

Try to think of everything that can possibly go wrong.

Just an FYI - some apps are still working as of this moment… But yeah, most of us know it’s only a matter of time.

Honestly, the content seems higher quality here. Perhaps the cesspools of Reddit were hard to spot for those of us who lurked there for over a decade.

Quality over quantity. Cheers to a new horizon, everyone.