Thank the police coming straight from the underground…

Oh I just meant that sucking dick makes my dick hard and, therefore, is a woman. QED (queer erotic demonstrandum)

“How often do you and your wife fuck?”

TIL that sucking dick is a woman

I helped several other people do their part, too. It got to a point where I actually had preloaded memes for certain points during the show that made sense. If you’re familiar with both franchises you know exactly which scene it was that I played the theme from Neverending Story behind, and it was as glorious as you would imagine.

luckily the showrunners were around to finish the job

even knowing it will be thrown out, the companies want to go after them. they want to hurt xBROKEx as much as they can, as an example to others that you’ll never get away with it. That they’ll hound you decades later.

oh no one is doubting that it’s a good scam. it’s quantifiably a truly great scam, having bilked billions from a whole lot of people. but it is a scam, and the electroconductivity of your skin is not a measure of your spiritual state

Flying pigs are actually carbon neutral, lets just use them

it’s a skin galvanometer. It measures sweating directly based on the fact that sweat is electrically conductive, then interprets more sweat as more stress. this is a fallacy as the fact that stressed people tend to sweat does NOT imply that sweaty people tend to be stressed. this works to the advantage of scientologists because genuinely stressed people will measure high, but so will a lot of unstressed people or people who are only stressed by the fact that they suddenly find themselves in an experiment. False positives and true positives are much more common than true or false negatives, and also much more profitable for scientologists. When you successfully beat the test, the person administering it insisted you go again because it’s kinda rigged and they assumed that a second reading would come back with the needle pointing strongly toward “give us a bunch of money”.

this is the central fallacy behind lie detectors as well, as they measure skin galvanic response, heart rate, and other things that are correlated with stress but can have myriad other causes, then they assume that people are stressed when they lie, then they take a flying leap to the conclusion that anyone displaying symptoms of stress must be lying.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrodermal_activity

it took a total of one hour of youtube autoplay for me to go from “here’s how to can your garden veggies at home” to “the (((globalists))) want to outbreed white people and force them into extinction”

you ever feel like tech people embrace new technology first?

you’re not wrong, and it’s something that needs to be acknowledged, but I can’t think of a single innovation on the internet that wasn’t dominated by older (when you demarcate 30 as “older”) tech people before coming to popularity among the general public